Caitlyn, The Donald, Dick… and America Today

Caitlyn, The Donald, Dick
and America Today

Caitlyn, The Donald, Dick… and America Today

What a concept… two prominent personalities, one a reality TV star, one the President of the United States, and a four-letter word of multiple meanings, all entwined in the moment of NOW!

All three entwined in the NOW of Today (or the Now of last November 2016 anyway) …

The NOW!

(Or perhaps, it’s better said as: the just past NOW, although even with the passage of time, and some new events, the word meanings don’t change…


They stay 100% the same…) …

So let’s begin with that four-letter word, and the meaning of, “dick”:

1: Dick… a shortening of the forename Richard… a diminutive nickname, an example:

2: Dick, a slang synonym for “nothing”, as in:

“You don’t know dick…”

3: Dick, a slang idiom for something “bad ” happening to you as in:

“You’ve been dicked…”

4: Dick, a slang nickname for the male urinary excretory, and sexual organ, body part.

One word, “DICK”, with four grossly divergent meanings and usages… One word linked to two, current, prominent American societal figures (Caitlyn Jenner (who used to have a “dick”, but now she don’t…),The Donald (who still do gotz one they say)), one figure solely in the media, one figure previously in the Media, and also in Business, and now, President of the United States… how can they all be linked together?


Let me count the ways… but I think I’ll start in reverse order and count my way back up to

4: Slang sexual organ

Caitlyn, a Media personality, was back a short-ways known as a “Chick-With-A-Dick”, a “Lady Guy”, a “Tranny”, a “She-Male”, or in present day politically correct terms a “Trans Person” … since the Year, 2017 began she’s done away with that “annoying thing” and perseveres in her endeavors “dick” less… And Caitlyn was an early political supporter of The Donald, from early on in his Republican Party presidential campaign when her original choice for President, Teddy Boy Cruz gave up the ghost of his Republican Party Presidential quest.

And The Donald, way back then, as just another candidate for that same Republican Party Presidential nomination, said that:

“Caitlyn can go to the bathroom, ANY bathroom, THE LADIES ROOM, (and that was the bathroom of choice Caitlyn always used…) on any of my properties, anywhere, at anytime…”

At Trump Tower…

At the Trump International Hotel…


So Caitlyn did…

And so, Caitlyn was “relieved” physically, as “dick” was drained in multiple Trump Ladies Rooms, and Caitlyn (Media personality that she is) got great publicity from both supporting The Donald, and USING, his porcelain facilities; and The Donald (Media personality and Presidential Candidate that he was back then…) got GREAT publicity from Caitlyn’s use of his facilities.

Dick ruled about then… for both of them…

3: A slang synonym for Something Bad happening:

“Something bad happening”… well… this one’s easy…

A full 48% of America thinks they got “Dicked” when The Donald won the Electoral College with only 46% of the popular vote, and claimed the Presidency of the United States…


And badly…

2: A slang synonym for knowing “Nothing” …

Another easy one… “many people” think that The Donald and/or Caitlyn know “nothing” about the things they are presently engaged in… you often hear:

A: “The Donald don’t know DICK about being President…” and

B: “Caitlyn don’t know DICK about being a woman…”

And finally:

1: Forename

(1’s) of no matter really, it’s just a diminutive forename…

DICK… a diminutive…

And, NOW, Today, “Many People” think that America has been conquered by a slang male body part encased in a dress, while two know nothing individuals (who know “dick”) gain credence, and one has the POWER to rule over all…

Many People” think America has been “dicked” by people who don’t know “dick”?

Let’s ask Dick

Oh Dickie

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