The Donald, Alternative Facts, Sex… and life in America

The Donald, Alternative Facts, Sex…

… and Life in America…

The Donald lies…

PERIOD!

President Donald and his supporters call these LIES:

“Alternative Facts”.But there is no dispute in the media, or by some 66% of the general public (anyone who IS NOT a Donald supporter), that “Alternative Facts” are lies… that these “Alternative Facts” have no basis in truth.

As the apostle of Internet dictionaries, The Urban Dictionary puts it, “Alternative Facts” are: “lies” …

“There is no such thing as Alternative Facts…” they state.

Or they put it this way, “Alternative Facts” is:

“A fancy way to say bullshit.” … (I like that one…) ~

So why do The Donald, and his supporters, get a pass from the great American Public for using LIES, “Alternative Facts”, over, and over, and over again?

Why does this “Alternative Fact” stuff work at all?

Why…

Because the great mass of the American people wants to accept them…

… just like they accept all of the other little “lies” so rampant in American life, those “fibs” that make the American everyday world go around; those little “white lies” that traffic around our business relationships, interpersonal and sex lives, and the “everyday” machinations of American life…

In business you often hear, when it’s not true:

 “It’s on the truck…”

“I’m on the way, I’ll be there in 15 minutes…” (can you say: “no show”?)

“That’s included…” (and it’s not…)

Or:

The check is in the mail…   And often in our day-to-day interpersonal relations people say:

“I’ll call…” (and they don’t…).

“I’ll be home on time” (when they won’t be…).

“I didn’t do that” (when they “did” do that…).

“I didn’t say that” (when they “did” say that…).

“I didn’t mean that” (when they…) …And in sexual encounters, how about:

“Oh my boobs were always this big, I never had a Boob job…”Or:

“Of course I put my diaphragm in…”  

… “I’ve never had Herpes…”

“Of course I’m using a condom, I always use condoms…”    And:

“A pill… MEEEE take a pill to get an erection… I’d never do that… my dick is hard all by itself… … … “

Only Hugh Hefner, purveyor of middle class male SEXUALITY to America for over 60 years, would ever admit to using Viagra to pop his tent daily. Most men tell the world that they thrive on the natural power of their masculinity, their erections, the very essence of male selfness; they thrive on the strength of their hard-ons, the natural “strength” of their “man power”, and those men would never admit to the use of the “Little Blue Pill”

Only “Hef” would state to the press:

“Thank goodness for the arrival of Viagra.”And Hef’s statement of needed chemical performance enhancement comes from the same man who quotes Woody Allen (husband of his own adopted Daughter, Soon-Yi…) …

“If you don’t think that sex is dirty, you’re not doing it right.”

Well… Hef is “doing it right”, and unlike most men of a certain age (the Donald included?), Hef admits to taking a “Little Blue Pill” to enhance his prowess, and Hef doesn’t care who knows it. Of course, Hef’s over 90 now, so why should he care about the “Alternative Facts” lived by other men on the power in their rod… … …

To Hef it’s up, it’s in, and that’s all that matters…

You Go Hef, you Go

GO GUY GO!GO…

But many other men don’t handle that situation the same way, with them, chemical enhancement is simply denied…NO “LITTLE BLUE PILL” IS USED HERE!

Denied…

“Alternative Facts”

And what about the other half of the great American mass of people, “Womankind”

Well… many women members of the great American mass LIE, and daily too. Many, many, many, many women deal with “Alternative Facts” from the moment they rise out of bed in the morning…

DAILY!

As they immediately apply make-up as they get up and dress…

Make-up is an “Alternative Fact” you know… as that old saying goes:

“Powder and paint makes a girl what she ain’t…”And now for those “boob jobs”Or a face lift …A “butt” lift perhaps…So “Alternate Facts” abound in mass America’s interpersonal relations, on both sides, and of course they abound with those business people from before who fib constantly…

CAVEAT EMPTOR!

And so the Public, that great MASS of people that is America, accepts most “Alternate Facts” if not as “truth”, then as a moment in time of no real consequence, as:

“So what…”The American public is so used to seeing, and hearing, “Alternative Facts” every day that they’re primed to believe whatever information is placed in front of them that will move them successfully through a pending business deal, or the current problem with their “significant other”, or the looming sex act de jour they so desire with a presently erect organ…

I mean…

People gotta eat… and people gotta live in relative peace at home… and people gotta get their “cookies crumbled” when the urge for something sweet strikes…So the great Mass of American people accept “alternative facts” on an ongoing basis because they’re familiar with them on a daily basis… It’s always going down like that someplace, one way, or another.

C’est vrai!

And because of that everyday acceptance of those “Alternative Facts”, the everyday acceptance of those:

LIES!

America is now SCREWED…

screwed…

screwed…C’est Vrai…

c’est vrai…

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July 6, 2017

Don Featherstone, Inventor of the Pink Flamingo (in Plastic), Dies at 79

By MARGALIT FOX JUNE 23, 2015

Pink Flemingo

Inventor of the Pink Flamingo (in Plastic) Dies: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/24/business/don-featherstone-inventor-of-the-pink-flamingo-in-plastic-dies-at-79.html?_r=0

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FLAMINGO IN BRAZILIAN ZOO GETS ARTIFICIAL LEG

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/L/LT_BRAZIL_ARTIFICIAL_LEG_FLAMINGO?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2015-06-24-12-04-42

SOROCABA, Brazil (AP) – A pink flamingo in Brazil has gotten a new leg to stand on – an artificial one. Zookeepers at a zoo in southeastern Brazil said this week they think it’s the first time a flamingo has used a prosthetic leg.

 

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July 5, 2017

The Magic That is Marilyn…

The Magic That is Marilyn…

And Republican Party CONTROL of America

The Magic That Is Marilyn…

It’s all about political control, and the issues are sharply pointed.

And oft times the point is pointing the wrong way, to the PAST… So here we have an American Icon from the past, Marilyn Monroe, who more than a half-century after her death couldn’t be a more potent image for the betterment of the fortunes of the Republican Party as it strives for control, and power, in the present.

And why you ask?

Why

Because…

1. Family Values…

Marilyn Monroe stands for good old American Family Values…

Yup… Marilyn today is as much a traditional “American family values” icon as apple pie and Chevrolet! Marilyn is wholesome good stuff by comparison to today’s cache of current sex symbols.

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