How I Write About Sex And Dogs…

How I Write About Sex-
And Dogs…

HOW I WRITE ABOUT SEX AND DOGS

How I Write About Sex-
And Dogs…

Whoa there pardner

Whoaaaaaa….

I said “and”, not with…

“AND…”

How I Write About Sex- AND Dogs…

Not:

How I Write About Sex- WITH Dogs…

Perverts all of you people trying to get your jollies out of written words that you want to be salacious when those words are really something different… you people do that all of the time and on so many different things.

Like with Caitlyn Jenner…

At first glance, when Caitlyn first came on the scene, you saw a woman, but it really was a man in “drag”, or at best a “chick with a dick”… I mean, until very recently, in all of those 100,000 pictures out there, that broad still had her wee-wee you know…

Caitlyn

Caitlyn still had her wee-wee when this early pic in that black negligee was taken… really.

And I said “AND”… and not… “WITH” … above, How I Write About Sex- And…” … … …

And truth be told, I don’t. I don’t write about sex…and I don’t write about dogs either. My whole life might be easier if I did… BOTH!, write about sex, and write about dogs. My life would just be easier… I get in trouble all of the time because I’m the author of 7 books in 2 series, one called “The Puppy Series” and the other called “The Barking Dog Series” and not one book is about a dog, puppy or otherwise.

There is a dog in all of the books: a puppy in the first book of the three book Puppy Series, a young dog in the second book, and a youthful animal in the third book… And that same being exists in the next four books, the Barking Dog Series… but he’s a device, a living character who’s daily antics move the tale along… but a character who never speaks in ANY voice, passive, or active.

The animal is a device to move a tale forward, not a character telling the story, or actively moving it forward…

“Mr. Ed” he ain’t…

But the animal plays a big part in all of the books, as The Donald, Donald Trump would say:

“Huge…”

Donald Trump

The animal, the Puppy, the Dog, plays a huge role in all of the stories.

HUGE!

But none of the books in either series are about the animal.

Three Story Book

None…

You should see the lines of vituperative annoyance these people (mostly women) write after they pick up a copy of the lead tomein the first series, and read the first five chapters… The antics of the little puppy pictured on the cover are minimized by chapter five and the real story starts to come forward…

Puppy Howls

And just like in the title… “And The Puppy Howls”… so do they.

They HOWL!

HOWLS!

And they rip the book apart with their angry critiques. And that’s their right… this is America and no one has to like what’s there… And they have every right to voice their displeasure.

Every right…

But none of these “Ladies Who HOWL” have read the book…

NONE of them…

And they say so…

“I read 20 pages and the puppy disappeared…”

“It’s not about the dog… so I stopped reading…”

“Even though it says on the jacket/description that’s it’s not about the cute dog on the cover,and in the title, I thought I would read it any way, and I hated it because it’s not about the puppy…

Yes…… … … it says right on the top… in the “contents” description of the sales page, before you buy a copy, or you read any word in the text.

It says in BIG PRINT, ALL BOLD, and in plain sight:

“It’s not about a dog; it is about…”

And no matter the disclaimer, the description…

No matter:

“Don’t judge a book by its cover…”

From Wikipedia…

Wikipedia

“The English idiom “don’t judge a book by its cover” is a metaphorical phrase which means “you shouldn’t prejudge the worth or value of something, by its outward appearance alone”. For example, if a book was entitled “great big hats” but was actually about birds…”

So they/she never got to the parts about the sex

No… they never got to see how I write about sex; nor did they ever get to see how I write about dogs…

And I do write about sex…

And I do write about dogs…

I do… I sometimes do…

I wonder what these people (ladies) said about Caitlyn way back then… I mean Caitlyn didn’t have a label on the outside of her Vogue photospread saying:

CAUTION – WEE-WEE WITHIN…

Or:

Penis Enclosed…

And at the time, Caitlyn really did have a wee-wee.

caitlyn

C’EST VRAI!

Back then Caitlyn was a chick with a dick…

Hmmmmm…

So“How I Write About Sex- And Dogs…”

Truth in advertising? … … …

C’EST VRAI!

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