The Stuttering Cat

The Stuttering Cat
as explained by a 4th Grade Student…

A Teacher is explaining Biology to her 4th grade Class, the Teacher says:

“Human Beings are the only animals that stutter…”

A Little Girl raises her hand and when recognized says:

“I had a Kitty-Cat who stuttered.”

The Teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the Little Girl to describe the incident.

“Well…” began the Little Girl…

“I was in the back yard with my Kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start in his yard… And before we knew it he’d jumped over the fence into our yard!”

“That must’ve been scary” said the teacher.

“It sure was…” said the little girl…

And she continued:

“My Kitty raised her back and went:

Ffffff!… Ffffff!… Ffffff!

But before she could say “Fuck!” the Rottweiler ate her!”

The Teacher had to leave the room.

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