How I Write… About Sex…and politics…

How I Write…
About Sex…and politics…

How I Write… About Sex…and politics…

How I write… I’ve said this before; things come at me and I write about them.

I get these urges.

URGES…

And sometimes these urges are urgent, topical even… like on politics,right now I have this urge to write on Politics.

Politics…

Presidential politics at that… and I’ve had this urge before, way back, some two or three years ago, back when the contest for the Republican Presidential Nomination numbered 17, or some number like that, COMBATANTS,and a winnowing process, the televised Republican Party Presidential Debates were about to begin.

I so love a good comedy; today, and…

And back then I needed a good laugh… damn…back in those dark times, when a book by an 84-year old recluse, Harper Lee, “Go Set A Watchman”,a badly reviewed bookabout a racist,

became a bestseller…                

Damn!

I definitely needed a good laugh then.

A laugh…

And those Republican Presidential candidate clowns did make me laugh… Fat Chris, Little Marco, Mr. Religious, Mr. Sincere, Mr. Good Hair

When they didn’t scare the shit out of me that is…

Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Jeb Bush, that religious fanatic named Huckabee… that fat clown from the Northeast named Christie… careful, if hungry he could eat your young…

Ben Carson, Carly Fiorina, Bobby Jindal, John Kasich(Mr. Sincere), Rick Perry(Mr. Good Hair), and of course the lead clown himself; The DonaldDonald Trump.

Just like the Taylor Swift song popular back then sang, these guys were: “lightening on their feet”,as they“never miss(ed) a beat”,as they “fake(d), fake(d), fake(d)”… and of course The Donald:

And to the fella over there with the hella good hair
Won’t you come on over, baby, we can shake, shake, shake…

 Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate…”

Damn… and The Donald done Shake It Off great back then…

Great! …

… as he still does today…The Donald is the ultimate performing clown, his whole moment in time is based on his pomposity, his bombast, his negativity…

And his toupee…

Damn… a CLOWN! …

Nothing came out of The Donald’s mouth that was truly substantive back then…nothing…

Nothing…

And the Media jumped all over whatever he said…just like with Caitlyn Jenner. The Media jumped all over what that Transbian(her word to describe herself) said, and did, back then when she still had her wee-wee and was wearing a dress daily in public, and on TV.

And of course the publicity Caitlyn got for going to the “Ladies Room” at the Trump International Hotel on Central Park West in New York City was humongous… And the publicity Republican Presidential CandidateThe Donald got for letting her drain herwee-wee in the Ladies porcelain facility of same was HUGE…

“Caitlyn can go to the bathroom in whatever bathroom she wants on any of my properties…” or something like that was purportedly said, and then repeated, with different verbiage on the Today Show with Matt Lauer

HUGE! …

Caitlyn called herself a Transbian back then (the new correct word for Caitlyn’s persona is “Transperson, or Trans, for short…”,but back then Caitlyn was just a confused man in a dress to me… (just like The Donald was a confused man running for the Republican Presidential Nomination (along with those 16 some odd others…).

Caitlyn, a confused man in Drag…

The Donald, a confused politician in a bad toupee…

And Caitlyn had a Reality DOCUSERIES on TV back then“I am Cait”just as The Donald had a Reality TV show,The Apprentice

“I AM CAIT”…aDocuseriesAnd as Caitlyn still had her wee-wee back then, what was so substantive there that warranted a “docu” anything? I mean RuPaul and his Drag University, and Drag Race TV shows never tried for that GRAVITAS … and the fashions on her show were better… and the characters funnier…

I never did understand the substance of a man in a dress on any date other thanHalloweenthough… and Caitlyn without make-up, and a Vogue stylist directing the transition, was horrific to look at…

Horrific…

So on Halloween Caitlyn Jenner would be substantive to me…

But not in summer right before the beginnings of the substantive Republican Presidential Nomination Debates and those meaty, topical,social policy, and political discussions about to begin.Perhaps it was thought that Caitlyn would join the political ranks and run for President too. After all she still had her meat so to speak, so she could be meaty with all the rest of those clowns, c’est vrai?

It’s truth…no?

Ah me…

Clowns on television in a weekly Docuseries, “I AM CAIT”, I love that made up word/title for a TV Show,a word/title to sell advertising, it’s not a Documentary,it’s not real news; it’s a coined word to sell commercial airtime… This isn’t scripted Reality TV you know… it’s potent stuff… important (or im-po-tent) stuff even…topical stuff, RELEVANT,almost news… almost substantive… almost real…

Alternative facts!

And all about an almost woman…

How Donald…

Just like those Republican CLOWN debates that were coming up not so long ago… that was almost news, almost substantive, almost real, too…

And very funny…

The Donald saw to that funny stuff each and every time he was on stage, just with his presence;that toupee… Who in America could take him seriously back then?

But I digress.I digress…

 Clowns…

Dang me… but I needed a good laugh back then.It’s just a shame that the stakes were so high, the issues so real, so pressing… And all who watched those debates knew that those were the CHARACTERS that could control our future.

And one of them now does

… And it’s a shame…

It’s also a shame that Caitlyn Jenner muddied up the waters on so serious an issue as personal identity, sexual identity, and personal choice. It’s a shame that the Transgendered, the

Transbian community of yore, looked to Jenner then as an icon because his fame, his stature, his vocal expression of his life’s confusion, his focus and desire to make a personal choice unfettered by society… to come out; publicized their position.And the publicity and mass enlightenment therein, through her actions, on an issue of personal variation, to so small a segment of society, was a great thing.

A great thing…

A great thing…

But Caitlyn was still a man in dragto me then…

A man in “DRAG”…

She’d kept her wee-wee in place all that time as she had breast augmentation, and facial feature feminization you know. So to me, all Caitlyn was really doing back then was selling product on TV with the rest of the Kardashian clan.

And all those 17 Republican debaters back then, welldamn…there was nothing substantive there either; they were all selling worthless entertainment, and worthless product too…

Damn…

I wonder if The Donald ever wore Bozo the Clown shoes on stage?

Those certainly would have accentuated that funny toupee.

Well… there’s still hope for that today… he is the President for the foreseeable future, and 2020 seems so far away, so there’s plenty of time…

Unfortunately…

unfortunately…

Damn…and I so need a good laugh today!

Dang me…

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