A Birthday Treat…

On his birthday a Wife treats her Husband to an evening out at a Strip Club.

As they enter the Doorman says:

“Hi Jim.

Good to see you…

How’s it be?”

 Jim relies:

 “Fine.

You?”

 And his wife asks querulously:

 “Honey…

He knows you?”

And Jim says:

“Football.

We play Tuesday night pick-up football together…”

And just as the happy couple reaches the bar… the Bartender says:

 “Hi Jim…

The usual?”

And Jim says to his wife:

“Before you ask…

He’s on the darts team at the Rotary…”

As the last word leaves Jim’s lips a stripper walks over and says:

 “Jimmy! 

…

You want that special again?”

Now the Wife has had enough!

She grabs her Husband by his shirt collar and storms out of the Club and into a Taxi waiting at the curb outside. As they enter the cab, Taxi Driver looked into his rear view mirror and said:

“Hey Jimmy Boy! 

You really picked up an ugly one this time…”

Jim’s Funeral is Sunday.